I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M STILL DOING HERE BUT I SUDDENLY FELT THIS FUNNY AND I FELT THE URGE TO BLOG THIS OUT.
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I saw someone's desk filled with printed STACKS of papers. The topmost stack of papers was a blog of someone, named, Claire. Probably oblivious to the fact that her blog is actually not printed out. The whole blog. Now I know their strategy. They kind of print all these out before you realise and when they spot something, they'll call you up, no matter how many times you try to tell you've removed the thing, they still has the evidence. HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL ALL OF YOU GUYS? DO NOT POST VULGARITIES ON YOUR BLOG ALREADY!!! You won't want to know WHOSE table it was when I saw one huge PILE of what-seemed-to-be-printed-pages-of-blogs. What's so funny? HAHA, IDK. They just highlighted the words like our blog were notes to them. HAHAHAHA. Lesson #1: Finding out how vulgar this person will be. She wrote this, (due to the fact that I can't post vulgarities because teachers are still leeching for more information here, but unaware that I really have no mood to blog already, I hope you guys would just fill in the blanks), OK, so I highlight this. Lesson #2: Where did she go yesterday? Highlights: Went to Hougang Block 222 slack ton smoke sleep shit fart shout. Ah seng and Ah meng kiss me so I kiss them back. Hehes. Ah hui also hug me. We then go play arcade, ah seng want smoke in arcade. Siao bo?
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Later in the someone's office, Someone asks Ah Tian (the blogger who was kissed by ah seng and ah meng): Where did you go yesterday?
AT: Huh? What theeeeeng?
Someone: Tell me!
AT: What theeeeeeng?
SO: You go where?
AT: I go study, why leh?
SO: DON'T LIE TO ME!
AT: Where got lie! Don't believe call my mother lor!
SO: YOU GO HOUGANG BLOCK 222 YESTERDAY RIGHT?
AT: *shocked and keeps quiet*
SO: WHERE YOUR CIGARETTES?
AT: ... (still tries to recover from the hard blow)
SO: WHERE YOUR BAG?
AT: I... I...
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So yeah, I found this pretty funny. OK CALL ME LAME WHATEVER LAH! But, I warned in my previous post not to post vulgarities! SO IF YOU'RE KEEN ON LOOKING FOR TROUBLE, CALL THE GENERAL OFFICE FOR MORE ENQUIRIES. LOL, I had a short vision of seeing two humongous cupboards of four drawers. Top drawer: A-E, 2nd Drawer: F-M, 3rd Drawer: N - S, 4th Drawer: T - Z. So inside each drawer, or rather, under each section that falls according to the alphabet, say, E for Eugene. My file will be all there. Inside, it will be all the pages of my blog post. HAHAHAHA, sorry, it's pretty amusing. I just can't stop laughing on the idea. It's pretty cute actually, to see that our school cares for us. Awww. They even used lots of paper, imagine that! Now I'm a person who... worries about the environment, what's the word for that again? But, if someone is willing to sacrifice, say trees, for your well-being, I don't see why we should further vulgarize decoratively on our blogs!
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You guys might not want to know WHO ELSE is reading because for all I know, if this person's desk can be filled with your blogs printed out in PILES, who knows, some may "share share" around the office, obviously, many more would know. PLEASE AH, I'M BEING A GOOD SAMARITAN, if you are reading this, please please don't write anymore okkkkkkkkkay. Let your friends know and your friends' friends know! The source comes directly from me, I can prove it to you guys but too bad I didn't take a picture of that stack, but the source comes directly from my eyes. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELVESSSS. I'M SUPER BORED NOWADAYS WHEN I COME ONLINE. I'M OKAY. I'M STILL SURVIVING. BYE.